Les Beyond Seas!

Morning :: Ah! Rise and shine my dahlings! I hope you all enjoyed your rest! Please begin to exit your dormitories and head upstairs to ze cafeteria where you will be served a divine breakfast! Xo.

Newcomers :: -sees new faces in our sanatorium- Ah! You all must be ze newcomers! Welcome! Please head to your left and choose a divine fit for ze day! Then, head upstairs to ze cafeteria for breakfast!

Serving :: What is that amazing aroma seeping under ze kitchen windows? It's Fried Duckhead cooked by ze holy chefs! Please remain seated and uniformized to receive this delicious meal.

Disposal :: Oh my! I just saw a ROACH running away with a full plate of duckhead! Please make sure to dispose of your empty plates in ze trash bins when you have finished your meal!

Activity :: -looks out window- Ah! It'd be such a shame to waste a lovely day like this one INSIDE! Let us head out to ze playground for a bit to get some fresh air! Ah!

Shipment :: Oh my! Look at ze time! Our holy shipment is on it's way down right this very moment! We must head inside now and gather in ze lecture hall soy we can begin to distribute this lovely treat to you all.

Distribution :: Gah! I see many of you shaking in anticipation of our lovely jars! Please remain seated and in proper attire with praying hands DOWN or you will NOT be receiving any holy water! Xo.

Shortage :: -throws last jar out window- Sorry dahlings! I was aiming for ze birds. Anyway, we have seem to ran out of holy water! Oh my... Do not be sad! More of this divine ilixir will be distributed again to you all tomorrow at 12PM!

Dinner :: -looks at time- It is getting soy late and it appears we do not have time for an afternoon activity! Let us proceed to ze cafeteria where you will all be served a lovely dinner!

Serving :: For your last meal today, me and ze nurses have decided to cook up you all some delicious roasted flamingo! Please remain seated and in proper attire if you wish to receive such a delicacy.

Disposal And Dorms :: -yawns- What a lovely day that was! Please make sure you dispose of your empty plates in ze trash bins when you are done with your meal! Then, head to your dorms for some well deserved beauty sleep!

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Nightfall :: Ah! It is getting soy dark! All patients are expected to be in their dormitories at zis time! Failure to comply with these rules will not be tolerated and will result in punishment! Goodnight dahlings! Don't let ze bed bugs bite! -giggles-

Bunker :: Ah! Something has gone terribly wrong! Please report to ze bunker immedietly to ensure everyones safety! Ah!